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weightbearinged adj. Describing a drinker who can bear weight only when several fixed objects cooperate. weightclassed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that balance is a single contest, rather than several. weighted (/weɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than gravity can reasonably be expected to manage. Tavanna was weighted and remained seated beneath the general influence of gravity. weighted alphabeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning different importance to each letter of the address you cannot quite give. weighted averaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and balancing several possible journeys home according to their respective inconveniences. weighted graphed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every coat peg, doorway and taxi stop as a connected route. Einstein became weighted graphed, mapping every coat peg to the taxi stop, eventually reaching the doormat. weighted meaned adj. Too drunk to choose a route home without averaging the opinions of everyone who has offered one. Burline was weighted meaned, combining four directions to the taxi rank into one unusable instruction. weighted-average cost of capitaled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every further round an investment decision, with companions asked to justify the return. weightednessed adj. You have drunk enough to find the coat, the keys and the walk home unusually substantial. Mohogany was weightednessed, carrying one coat as though it contained the whole evening. weighteninged adj. You are drunk and adding weight to every departure, particularly the one involving another round. weightered adj. Of a drinker: assigning a formal importance to every coat, round and possible means of getting home. weightfulnessed adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that the coat, the keys and the journey possess considerable gravity. weighthed adj. Drunk and pulled earthwards whenever balance briefly becomes optional. weightinessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats last orders as a matter of considerable seriousness and physical consequence. weightinged adj. A drinker who gives disproportionate significance to whichever coat or route is currently nearest. weightismed adj. A drinker so far gone that coats are judged by apparent bulk, with the largest receiving preferential treatment.