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Warsaw groupered adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the deepest available water, preferably near the buffet. Kaleena was Warsaw groupered beneath the table, emerging only for crisps. Warshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds with diesel dignity, considerable displacement, and no evident reverse gear. Yumaira was Warshipped, advancing through the crowded lounge with locomotive certainty. Warsied adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun treating every household object as a space-opera command post. Ayla-rae was Warsied and assigned the fruit bowl to defensive orbit. Warsovianed adj. Too drunk to reach the sofa without establishing several temporary resting places. Lavare was Warsovianed, pausing beside the shoe rack and then the umbrella stand. Wartburged adj. Reduced by drink to a boxy, underpowered means of reaching somewhere else. Verdell was Wartburged, making a determined but leisurely journey towards the cloakroom. Wartenberg pinwheelled adj. Softened by drink into a rotating instrument of minor discomfort and misplaced curiosity. Wakeen was Wartenberg pinwheelled, turning slowly while testing everyone's sleeve for sensation. Wartenberg wheelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who conducts neurological examinations with unnecessary enthusiasm. Shimira was Wartenberg wheelled and tested the landlord's sleeve with a cocktail stick. Wartenberg's syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a thumb-led assortment of tingling gestures and weakened decisions. Katria was Wartenberg's syndromed, repeatedly dropping the key while insisting on its excellent design. Warthin's tumored adj. Emboldened by drink to develop a harmless internal committee and consult it aloud. Aracelli was Warthin's tumored, holding a private meeting with herself beside the coat stand. Wasandawied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a simple plural appears administratively excessive. Raytheon was Wasandawied, taking several minutes to count the chairs in the room. Washington cherry treed adj. Drunk to the point where grand plans are cancelled, downsized, and filed under maritime history. Vinci was Washington cherry treed, abandoning the nightclub for a modest glass of water. Washington clammed adj. Drunk enough to close firmly, remain edible, and resist all conversational excavation. Shreena was Washington clammed and would disclose nothing about the missing umbrella. Washington hawthorned adj. Drunk past the point of appearing harmless, though still armed with an unexpectedly ornamental disposition. Tyese was Washington hawthorned, decorative at first and prickly when asked to leave. Washington pied adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the evening has become pastry, sponge, jam, or a regrettable combination. Lyrical was Washington pied, seeking powdered sugar on a table that contained none. Washington udea mothed adj. Drunk in a way that circles the western edge of the gathering, attracted to every available light. Khalisah was Washington udea mothed, orbiting the porch lamp and avoiding the main conversation. Washingtonianaed adj. Drunk to a degree that personal effects have become archival material awaiting a presidential catalogue. Tedrina was Washingtonianaed, labelling her handbag as though it belonged in a museum.