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weightisted
adj.
The state of being drunk and quietly discriminating between people according to who appears easiest to carry.
weightlessnessed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has lost any reliable sense of contact with the pavement on the way home.
weightliftered
adj.
Reduced by drink to attempting the journey home through repeated acts of lifting whatever lies nearby.
Laqueeta was
weightliftered
, carrying the bar stool several inches before reconsidering the taxi.
weightlifting chalked
adj.
Loosened by drink into preparing the hands for heroic handling of the final round and its consequences.
weightliftinged
(/ˈweɪtˌlɪftɪŋd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into attempting feats of strength with coats, furniture and the patience of bystanders.
weightlossed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the minimum mass required for remaining upright.
weightmanned
adj.
Too drunk to throw anything for distance without first delivering a scholarly account of its trajectory.
weightmapped
adj.
Having drunk enough to bend one’s posture according to an internal model of poorly placed vertices.
weightometered
adj.
Having drunk more than can be continuously weighed while passing along the evening’s conveyor belt.
weights and measuresed
adj.
You have drunk enough to regulate the quantity, temperature and apparent dimensions of every remaining round.
Jovianne became
weights and measuresed
and challenged the pub’s thermometer.
weilited
adj.
You are drunk and pale, waxy and faintly lustrous beneath the harsher lights of the establishment.
weinbergerited
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to occupy the unsettled middle ground between ordering another round and admitting the evening is over.
weinebeneited
adj.
Of a drinker: colourless in judgement, monoclinic in posture, and chemically committed to remaining upright.
weiner dogged
adj.
Drunk to the point where the journey home proceeds in short, determined bursts close to the ground.
weinschenkited
adj.
Of a drinker who has become mineral in bearing and quite unable to alter course.
weiqied
(/weɪˈtʃiːd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and dividing the room into occupied territories, with no subset yielding.
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