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weired (/wiːɹd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regulates the flow of conversation by damming it at intervals. weirplated adj. The state of being drunk and obstructive, with the morning's flow of conversation diverted around you. Tokiko remained weirplated at breakfast, blocking every question with a detailed account of the toaster. weiselbergited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned blackly immovable, with isolated bright fragments of last night's conversation. weisenheimered adj. You have drunk enough to challenge the barman, the taxi driver, and the coat-check attendant in succession. Sanura became weisenheimered and corrected Sasuke on the order of the rounds before leaving. weishanited adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes pale and metallic, composed of several valuable but incompatible explanations. weisiensinned adj. Reduced by drink to a bitter, plant-derived state, taking root in the nearest chair until the headache passes. weismed adj. Softened by drink into a collective “we”, including people who have not consented to the arrangement. weiss beered adj. Loosened by drink into a pale, cloudy account of the evening, with wheat where the facts should be. weissbergited adj. Sharpened by drink into a grey, metallic certainty about matters best left unexamined before noon. Harerta was weissbergited over breakfast, delivering a steel-grey judgement on the orange marmalade. weissbiered (/ˈvaɪs.bɪəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend another white beer while visibly negotiating the morning's consequences. weissburgundered adj. Slowed by drink to the dry, pale pace of a morning spent considering one glass of water. weissellicinned adj. Drunk and quietly antibacterial, discouraging close conversation until the morning has been properly ventilated. weissited adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has acquired a coppery taste and every object seems electrically significant. weisswursted adj. Drunk enough to regard a mildly spiced sausage as a complete medical and philosophical programme. Norland was weisswursted by breakfast, prescribing sausages for both thirst and regret. weisured adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing employment from leisure, answering emails from beneath a duvet. wejacked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary wakefulness, emerging at dawn with the alert, solitary manner of a forest fisher.