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welcominged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every entrance into your personal occasion for an announcement. Tes became welcominged and announced each new arrival as though presenting them to Parliament. welcomingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that hospitality becomes indistinguishable from recruiting everyone into your plans. Tirso was welcomingnessed, recruiting strangers into plans that had no discernible destination. weld steelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together by pressure rather than any proper fusion of ideas. weldabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and testing whether incompatible people can be joined by confidence alone. Rondee got weldabilitied and introduced two reluctant strangers as future business partners. welded (/wɛldd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you brightly yellow, firmly rooted, and certain this is attractive. welder's burned adj. Too drunk to notice the consequences of staring directly at a brilliant idea. welder's eyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect every decision through a painful glare and approve it anyway. welder's flashed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake sudden brightness for evidence that the plan is working. Evilyn got welder's flashed and took the camera flash as confirmation of her marriage proposal. weldered (/ˈwɛldə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and uniting unrelated plans with the steady certainty of a tradesman. welding bugged adj. You have drunk enough to proceed automatically, joining whatever lies nearest with cheerful mechanical purpose. welding machined adj. Drunk to the point where every loose kitchen component seems best joined permanently, preferably with sparks. weldinged (/ˈwɛldɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the separate parts of the evening can safely accommodate. weldmented (/ˈwɛldməntd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the assembled household as one unit, despite having joined its parts rather hurriedly. weldmeshed adj. Drunk past the point of admitting anything into the kitchen without first arranging it in rigid little squares. Yasameen was weldmeshed, sorting the cutlery into a precise grid beside the sink. weldored adj. Still drunk, and confidently fastening separate matters together until nobody can leave either one alone. welfare Cadillacked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary domestic assistance is accepted as an unnecessary luxury.