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welfare assistanced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a glass of water appear to be a publicly funded essential service. welfare bummed adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting the household to support you while you decline all productive activity. welfare capitalismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a private sofa, a public-minded blanket, and a firm belief in domestic redistribution. Royesha was welfare capitalismed, sharing the last biscuit while retaining the best cushion. welfare checked adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently motionless at home to prompt a concerned inspection. Conne was welfare checked when the glass of water remained untouched beside the sofa. welfare economicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and calculating the household's total happiness by biscuits, cushions, and water. welfare hotelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and temporarily housed on the sofa until permanent horizontal arrangements can be found. welfare magneted adj. Still drunk, and attracting every blanket, cushion, snack, and glass of water in the vicinity. Corden was welfare magneted, attracting every cushion, blanket, snack, and glass of water nearby. welfare mothered adj. Too drunk to organise your own recovery, but perfectly willing to be tucked in and reminded to drink water. Lafiamma was welfare mothered by the sofa, a blanket, and a sternly placed glass of water. welfare parasited adj. Drunk since last orders, and living comfortably on other people's cushions, snacks and patience without offering repayment. Jeanluc became welfare parasited, occupying the best chair while Ranay fetched water. welfare princessed adj. Having drunk enough to expect the best cushion, the nearest water, and personal delivery of both. welfare ratted adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably support, while continuing to request small provisions. welfare stated adj. You have drunk enough to assign the household overall responsibility for your health, comfort, and breakfast. welfare statered adj. You are drunk and arguing that every domestic need should be met collectively, beginning with the kettle. welfare statismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the household ought to provide universal access to blankets, toast, and recovery. welfare trapped adj. Of a drinker who has reached the sofa, where standing up offers no meaningful increase in comfort. welfare-to-worked adj. Describing a drinker who has been coaxed from the sofa towards employment, usually involving one plate. Kemariah was welfare-to-worked and completed the demanding journey from sofa to kitchen sink.