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welfared (/ˈwɛlˌfɛəd/) adj. Drunk beyond caring whether the glass of water, blanket, and television remote are within reach. welfariated adj. A drinker who has settled into the household economy, receiving water and biscuits in exchange for remaining quiet. welfarismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the value of the evening is measured entirely in comfort delivered to people. Virgina was welfarismed, insisting that the sofa's moral worth lay in supporting the exhausted. welfaristed (/ˈwɛlfɛːɹɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and quietly improving the welfare of every cushion, blanket, and glass of water nearby. welfarited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every round as a public benefit to which you are entitled. welfied (/ˈwɛlfid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single exercise photograph, and now regarding the bar as a training ground. Keerit got welfied and demonstrated his warm-up routine beside the fruit machine. welinited adj. Drunk since last orders, and red, angular, and unexpectedly heavy in the conversation. Lexsey became welinited near closing, speaking in sharp facets about the landlord's curtains. welked (/wɛlkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving slowly through the gathering as though selected for supper. welkinned (/ˈwɛlkɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the pub ceiling as a complete account of the universe. well actuallied adj. Still drunk, and correcting harmless remarks with the confidence of an unpaid lecturer. well beinged adj. Loosened by drink into a condition of health, happiness, and prosperity that cannot survive the taxi fare. well boated adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the journey home as though conveyed in a vessel carrying live fish. well carred adj. Too drunk to walk, but still capable of being rolled home with the luggage. well decked adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the remainder of the evening in the sunken space between people and sense. well drained adj. Having drunk enough to discharge every remaining thought through one long, unguarded conversation. Chrie was well drained beside the fruit machine, releasing childhood memories between pints. well dressinged adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and decorating the nearest surface with elaborate arrangements of garnish.