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Washingtonianed (/wɒʃɪŋˈtəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary object acquires the importance of a regional landmark. Yadieliz was Washingtonianed and gave the coat rack a guided tour of the room. Washingtonned (/ˈwɒʃɪŋtənd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to the smallest negotiable unit of American currency. Labrenda was Washingtonned, offering a single note towards a bill of considerable size. Washoed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unhelpfully abbreviated entry in one's own social record. Adajah was Washoed, offering only clipped answers and a very definite nod. Wasitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a place-name remembered imperfectly and defended with confidence. Jaekob was Wasitied, locating the lavatory by reference to an uncertain map of Mesopotamia. Wasped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning sharply defensive, irritable, and best approached with a clean glass. Pomposa woke Wasped, guarding the marmalade with unusual precision and no visible explanation. Wassermann tested adj. Drunk since last orders, and submitting every subsequent assertion to a test of doubtful validity. Iyinoluwa was Wassermann tested, demanding evidence before accepting the existence of the cloakroom. Wasukumaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the room as a population requiring census and classification. Elahi was Wasukumaed, counting the party twice and producing different totals each time. Waswahilied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting all remaining business through elaborate gestures and exhausted goodwill. Hariz was Waswahilied, communicating the taxi arrangements largely by pointing at the door. Watch Nighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to prolong an ordinary gathering past midnight, with everyone else awaiting the conclusion. Donita was Watch Nighted and extended the supper into a solemn gathering by the kitchen clock. Watereed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has come apart from the evening and is difficult to gather. Eloane was Watereed by breakfast, distributed across the sofa with no clear centre. Waterford blaaed adj. Emboldened by drink to present a soft, floury roll as a complete breakfast and personal achievement. Chidindu was Waterford blaaed, defending the floury roll against all suggestions of porridge. Watergate saladed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a chilled dessert, with fruit and marshmallow involved somehow. Udy was Watergate saladed, sinking into the chair while defending pineapple as a breakfast food. Waterhouse diaphragmed adj. Drunk and admitting only carefully measured amounts of light into the morning. Tryp was Waterhouse diaphragmed, opening the curtains by one cautious centimetre. Waterhouse stopped adj. Drunk to the point where every entrance, including daylight, requires adjustment before admission. Ilian was Waterhouse stopped, regulating the curtains as though the sun were a camera lens. Waterhouse-Friderichsen syndromed adj. Drunk enough to have suffered a dramatic internal collapse, while insisting the morning is proceeding normally. Domanic was Waterhouse-Friderichsen syndromed, pale at breakfast but confident about attending work. Waterlandered adj. Drunk past the point of separation, yet still forming solemn independent opinions about the morning. Arizona was Waterlandered, quietly separating from the group over the correct method of making tea.