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weltered (/ˈwɛltəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a general confusion of limbs, voices, and misplaced belongings. welteringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and billowing from one piece of furniture to the next. welterweighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and boxing the air at a respectable but uncertain weight. weltinged adj. Too drunk to reinforce anything without adding another visible ridge to the evidence already accumulated by those present. weltschmerzed adj. Describing a drinker who has found the world tiring, particularly after the fourth round. Wretha was weltschmerzed and regarded the cheerful music as an administrative error. welvetted adj. Drunk by the third round, and softening towards the sofa as though it were upholstered for the purpose. welwitindolinoned adj. Still drunk, and structurally folded into a small, resistant shape by the evening's chemistry. welwitschia bugged adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling to the nearest support and mistake the association for a habitat. welwitschiaed (/wɛlˈwɪt͡ʃɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to rise properly, yet determined to remain upright and spread across the room. Jarin stood welwitschiaed beside the radiator, apparently conserving water and movement. wemistikoshiwed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's social grammar can accommodate, and speaking to everyone as an outsider. wemmed (/wɛmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to leave a mark on every surface encountered, moral or otherwise. wenchdomed adj. Of a drinker: ruling the whole room with lively confidence and very little directional control. Narsiso became wenchdomed and appointed himself host of a party already in progress. wenched (/wɛnt͡ʃd/) adj. You are drunk and lively enough to turn every attempt at walking into a social occasion. wenchered adj. Of a drinker who has pursued every possible romantic prospect and lost the route home. Jazziah was wenchered, complimenting the bouncer before attempting the stairs backwards. wenchhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a lively condition in which balance is considered optional. wenchinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired a distinctly lively manner, particularly when approaching furniture.