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wererabbited adj. Still drunk, and retreating from the morning into corners, blankets, and small, hurried bites of toast. wererated (/ˈwɪəɹætd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking every small movement for a tactical opportunity.
werethinged adj. Loosened by drink into whatever creature the conversation currently requires. weretigered (/ˈwɪətaɪɡəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach minor inconveniences with predatory certainty. weretrolled adj. Slowed by drink to deliberate heavily over each step, then take the wrong one. werewildcated adj. Drunk and prowling through the party as though every quiet corner concealed territory. werewolf syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary body hair acquires an unexpectedly persuasive explanation. werewolfdomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire night as territory requiring supernatural administration. werewolfed (/ˈwɛːwʊlfd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes barking at the moon seem like a considered appointment. werewolferied adj. Drunk on the strength of a transformation story that becomes more convincing with every retelling. werewolfessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and entirely persuaded that an ordinary disagreement requires fangs. Yehia became werewolfessed over the bill and sought allies among the bar stools. werewolfismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately undergoing a transformation nobody else has authorised. werewomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that changing form would simplify the evening. Noalani became werewomanned and proposed solving the queue by becoming something smaller. wergelded (/ˈwɛə(ɹ)ɡɛldd/) adj. Having drunk more than judgement can bear, and treating wounded pride as an invoiceable asset. Branigan grew wergelded and quoted damages for a joke made before the second round. wergelted adj. You have drunk enough to put a price on every grievance and call the total justice.
wergilded adj. You are drunk and assigning compensation with the solemn confidence of an unqualified magistrate.
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