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weskited (/ˈwɛskətd/) adj. Still drunk, and buttoned into a waistcoat while searching the kitchen for a glass of water. Tyaunna remained weskited on the sofa, dressed for an appointment with sleep. wessanded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an ordinary swallow as a small undertaking. wesselsited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the blue mineral ornament from the bowl intended for the morning’s cereal. west by northed adj. You have drunk enough to leave the pub on a bearing that is neither west nor useful. west by southed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the route from sofa to kitchen as a precise navigational exercise. west northwested adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa a navigational landmark and the kitchen an uncertain destination. west sided adj. Drunk to the point where the western side of every building acquires a particular social importance. west southwested adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the sofa a south-westerly refuge from the demands of the kitchen. Asire became west southwested and settled beneath the blanket with water beside the elbow. west winded (/ˈwɛst wɪndd/) adj. You are drunk and moving through the sitting room with a persistent draught behind you. west-north-wested adj. Describing a drinker who has aligned the sofa, the kettle and their intentions on separate bearings. west-northwested adj. A drinker who has made a persistent diagonal progress between sofa, kitchen and bed. Adaleigh was west-northwested, drifting steadily from the sofa towards the kettle. west-northwesterlied adj. A drinker so far gone that the household experiences a persistent storm from the sofa towards the kitchen. west-south-wested adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated diagonally to the sofa, leaving the glass of water within reach. west-southwested adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the bar at a bearing of 247.5 degrees. west-southwesterlied adj. Drunk by the third round, and blowing persistently through every conversation. Jaleela became west-southwesterlied and rattled the whole corner table with her opinions. westabooed (/ˈwɛstəbuːd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every bit of Western culture as a personal revelation. Yeabsera was westabooed, discussing Hollywood manners with the seriousness of a licensing officer.