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western gray kangarooed adj. Sharpened by drink into sudden sideways hops whenever anyone mentions going home. Chass was western gray kangarooed, bounding from the bar whenever his taxi was mentioned. western grey kangarooed adj. Loosened by drink into a springy, pouch-minded wanderer who cannot keep both feet pointed home. western hemisphered adj. Drunk to the point where one half of the morning is missing and the other is entirely unhelpful. western marsh harriered adj. Emboldened by drink to circle the room at low height and seize any unattended snack. Damaiya was western marsh harriered, sweeping over the tables whenever chips appeared. western mastiff batted adj. Slowed by drink to a broad-winged drift between the bar and the nearest chair. western olivaceous warblered adj. Drunk and delivering a thin, persistent commentary from somewhere behind the fruit machine. western omeleted adj. Having drunk more than a respectable breakfast warrants, and now treating ham, onion and pepper as a constitutional settlement. western ospreyed adj. You have drunk enough to seize upon fish at a great height, then miss the table entirely. western pleasured adj. You are drunk and proceeding with calm, responsive manners at a pace ordinarily reserved for ceremonial horses. western plummed adj. Of a drinker: rounded by drink, seasonally flushed, and destined to become somebody's modest breakfast. western poison ivied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an itching conviction that every sleeve and sofa is personally hostile. western poison oaked adj. Describing a drinker who has spread irritably through the gathering and left everyone feeling rash about it. western prickly junipered adj. A drinker who has become aromatic, bristling and unexpectedly difficult to move towards the taxi. Kimoya was western prickly junipered and objected to assistance on botanical grounds. western rat snaked adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home appears serpentine, though none contains a predator. Sedney became western rat snaked and followed the skirting board to the front door. western redbuded adj. The state of being drunk and flowering conspicuously at the least appropriate point in the proceedings. western redcedared adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tall, aromatic and principally useful as something to lean against.