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westernisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who assimilates every gathering into a private set of imported customs. Gunreet got westernisationed and insisted the birthday tea required a new ceremony. westernisered adj. The state of being drunk and persuading everyone present to adopt your preferred arrangements. Timberly got westernisered and reorganised the seating before anyone had finished eating. westernismed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every local habit seem part of a grand regional principle. Arya-mae became westernismed and supplied historical reasons for moving the chairs. westernizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every familiar custom as something requiring wholesale adoption. westernweared adj. Softened by drink into dressing the conversation in borrowed frontier gestures, to others' embarrassment. westerveldited adj. Sharpened by drink into a brittle conversational mineral, with friends taking the strain. westfalited adj. Loosened by drink into an explosive presence, making everyone nearby choose their words carefully. westied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest obstacle seem to require immediate, energetic pursuit. Eulema got westied and chased a carrier bag halfway down the road. westinged adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every conversation as a distance from an imaginary starting line. Amariss westinged from the barstool, measuring each unsteady step against the imaginary datum line. westlanded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a distant country, leaving companions to carry the conversation. westnessed adj. Drunk and increasingly concerned with which way the room, the chairs, and everyone else ought to face. Tanay got westnessed and rotated the table towards an entirely ordinary wall. westsided (/ˈwɛst.saɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat one side of any room as a separate establishment. westsplaininged adj. A drinker so far gone that an unrequested explanation becomes the basis for every subsequent decision. westwarded (/ˈwɛst.wədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that departure in one direction is still departure. westworked (/ˈwɛstwɜːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond architectural reason, turning the room's entrance into a grand medieval procession. wet Nellied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person seem soft, settled, and best approached with a spoon.