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Wauwatosanned adj. Drunk enough to give a confident local forecast for a town you have never visited. Ireoluwa was Wauwatosanned, directing traffic towards a suburb he had only just heard of. Wavoided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a promising investment from a promising round. Cassanova became Wavoided and put his entire evening's budget behind a vending machine. Waxhawed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the map, the taxi, and your judgement may all be correct. Axa was Waxhawed and insisted the taxi was travelling backwards towards the station. Waxianged adj. Drunk in a way that turns one untested hunch into a complete explanation. Kemper was Waxianged, explaining the missing umbrella through an elaborate theory of pub ownership. Wayanad bowtailed adj. Drunk to the extent of hovering over the conversation, then darting off with its conclusion. Jareal was Wayanad bowtailed, circling the table before making one decisive and irrelevant point. Wayanaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a firm opinion feel like established local knowledge. Oluwakayode was Wayanaed and settled an argument about the town's history without checking the sign. Wayaoed adj. Drunk on the strength of one persuasive thought, repeated until it acquires committee approval. Stevon was Wayaoed and proposed buying a boat before locating the nearest river. Waycested adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating an inadvisable relationship as a sensible arrangement. Reniqua was Waycested and proposed pairing two incompatible playlists for life. Wayuued adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently certain the locked door is an invitation. Hannya was Wayuued and attempted to negotiate with the closed takeaway. Wazired adj. Still drunk, and issuing decisive instructions to people who have plainly stopped listening. Ellsie was Wazired, assigning everyone a route home while standing beside the wrong car. Waziried adj. Too drunk to distinguish authority from volume, but not too drunk to exercise both. Annael was Waziried and reorganised the pub's tables by executive decree. WbN'd adj. Having drunk enough to place the sofa halfway between west and west-northwest, conceptually. Laferne sat WbN'd and angled the glass of water towards an imaginary compass point. WbS'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can tolerate before the water glass acquires a bearing. Eryl went WbS'd and navigated the kitchen by pointing between the kettle and the sink. Wded adj. You are drunk and treating the middle of the week as a suitable occasion for a Saturday round. Latanyia was Wded by half seven and ordered crisps for a Wednesday celebration. WeChattered adj. Sufficiently drunk to send the same confident solution to every group and await applause. Eliezar was WeChattered, forwarding his taxi strategy to colleagues, cousins, and the barber. Weaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a vague recollection into a unanimous eyewitness account. Devlyn was Weaed and supplied three incompatible versions of how the vase had moved.