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wetfastnessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every delay for a carefully maintained condition of dampness. wetheaded adj. You are drunk and conducting a marine survey of the bar, without leaving your stool. wethered (/ˈwɛðəd/) adj. Of a drinker: rendered agreeably harmless, directionless and unlikely to challenge the final round. wetikoed adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water appears to be pursuing you through the kitchen. wetlanded adj. Of a drinker: spread diffusely across the furniture, with occasional marshy interruptions in conversation. wetlandered (/ˈwɛtˌlændərd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become geographically indefinite, retaining only a general preference for soggy surroundings. wetleased adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on borrowed assistance for every take-off and landing. Ozvaldo went wetleased on the stairs, with Mahak handling navigation and emergency recovery. wetlined adj. Describing a drinker who has established a damp perimeter beyond which sensible conversation will not advance. wetlooked adj. The state of being drunk and appearing freshly immersed, with an unhelpful degree of confidence in the effect. Ollia wetlooked beneath the pub’s leaking awning, confident the effect was worth the damp shoes. wetnapped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become suitable for wiping down and little else. wetness indicatored adj. Reduced by drink to changing colour whenever the evening has plainly become too much. wetnessed (/ˈwɛt.nəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a general dampness of manner and purpose. wetnursed adj. You have drunk enough to need feeding, guiding, and reassuring through the simplest passage indoors. wetroomed adj. Reduced by drink to crossing the room without barriers, boundaries, or a dependable sense of verticality. Derris went wetroomed and showered the landing while attempting to remove his coat. wetroted adj. Still drunk, and disintegrating gently through the damp business of finding the way home. Alimatou remained wetroted while Marietherese searched three pockets for the house keys. wetscaped adj. Softened by drink into a landscape of puddles, reeds and poorly defined intentions.