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wetsuited (/ˈwɛtˌs(j)utd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an insulated casing of misplaced bravery and damp-weather preparedness. wettabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to spread across every available surface, with little regard for adhesion. wetted (/wɛtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves everyone else monitoring the upholstery and the angle of the glass. Jonanthan was wetted, while the barmaid monitored the glass angle and the upholstery. wetted areaed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a vehicle whose entire underside is arguing with the fluid. wettered (/ˈwɛtəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that someone else must continually attend to what has been moistened. Saloma got wettered and left Xiomari managing glasses, sleeves, and the damp tablecloth. wettied adj. Drunk and encased in the social equivalent of neoprene, retaining warmth while losing flexibility. Lauralei was wettied and remained cheerful despite being unable to bend towards her handbag. wetting agented adj. Drunk enough to reduce all resistance, allowing conversation to spread into adjoining subjects. wetting downed adj. Drunk past the point of promotion, and celebrating a naval advancement that nobody has recorded. Whitaker was wetting downed and offered the barmaid command of the rear table. wetting machined adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, but still dampening the proceedings in preparation for some eventual publication. Kesiha was wetting machined and repeatedly arranged the menus for printing. wettinged (/ˈwɛtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture appears intended to make something damp. wetued (/ˈwi.tud/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a domed retreat from ordinary domestic life. wetwared adj. Drunk, with the result that the biological processor has begun issuing untested commands. wetwelled adj. A drinker who keeps circulating among conversations and tables instead of making for home. Jenci was wetwelled after closing time, returning to each table for one final farewell. wetworked adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts discreet evening business with bottles, coats, and the final taxi. wevilled adj. Reduced by drink to a probing little nuisance, inserting yourself wherever the conversation has a soft spot. weweiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that permits only the concentrated, bobbing attention of a small waterbird. Ozzy was weweiaed and peered at the ice through half-closed eyes.