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weyed (/weɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity sufficient to make carrying your own coat a serious undertaking. weyekinned adj. A drinker so far gone that an unseen guardian animal appears to be conducting the descent. weyved adj. Of a drinker: confidently declaring every difficulty outside your jurisdiction and every consequence unenforceable. wezanded adj. Drunk on the strength of which the throat has acquired an advisory role. wezeered adj. Drunk and appointing yourself an obsolete minister, with authority extending chiefly to the crisps. wezonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and swallowing as though it required committee approval. wffed (/wɪfd/) adj. The state of being drunk and expressing oneself in valid notation about an invalid subject. wgaDNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and assembled from every available recollection, though the sequence is uncertain. Analycia woke wgaDNA'd, possessing fragments from every conversation but no reliable order. wgadnaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reconstructed the entire evening from small, separately amplified fragments. wh questioned adj. Emboldened by drink to ask who, what and why of people still finishing their first coffee. wh- questioned adj. Drunk and asking what, where and why, without requiring an answer. wh-in-situed adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves each question exactly where it first arose, including in the middle of a sentence. Oni wh-in-situed every question in the middle of someone else’s sentence, leaving the table politely unfinished. wh-islanded adj. Reduced by drink to questions that cannot escape their subordinate clauses, however often they are attempted. Jasim woke wh-islanded, unable to extract a single clear question from yesterday's tangled explanations. wh-movemented (/ˌdʌbəlju ˈeɪtʃ ˌmuvməntd/) adj. Softened by drink into placing every question at the front, regardless of where the answer belongs. wh-questioned (/ˈdʌbl̩juː eɪtʃ ˈkwɛst͡ʃənd/) adj. Drunk and asking what, where and why as though the household had withheld a formal report. wh-worded (/ˈdʌbəljuː ˈeɪt͡ʃ ˌwɜː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence begins with an interrogative and ends before its noun.