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whackinged adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning after as a beating administered by several unrelated objects. whackoed adj. The state of being drunk and eccentrically irrational, with considerable conversational confidence. whacky baccied adj. Emboldened by drink to advance eccentric propositions before an audience that has not consented. whacky tabaccied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which an eccentric thought acquires official status. whacky tobaccied adj. Drunk and treating eccentricity as a reasonable substitute for evidence. whacky tobackied adj. Drunk to the point where fanciful associations have displaced the evening's original subject. whaddayacallited adj. Emboldened by drink to name every object you cannot remember, and defend each name with confidence. whaddied adj. Drunk and carrying the morning with the blunt, ceremonial purpose of an old war club. whahooed adj. Reduced by drink to a winged shape, travelling chiefly sideways and without a reliable destination. whaikoreroed adj. Slowed by drink to deliver a formal speech before locating the point or the audience. whaitsiided adj. Drunk and confidently ancestral in manner, though unable to explain which family tree you belong to. whakapapaed (/ˈfɑːkəˌpɑːpəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where your family history is offered as evidence for every decision. whale barnacled adj. Drunk past the point of detachment, attaching yourself firmly to the nearest conversation. whale catfished adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a promising stranger is neither a fish nor the person advertised. whale falled adj. Drunk in a way that settles heavily, supporting a surprisingly varied local population of discarded belongings. Samata went whale falled on the sofa, sustaining coats, glasses and one unopened packet of crisps. whale fishered adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can land, yet still pursuing it with a hunter's optimism. Chisom was whale fishered, pursuing one final drink with the confidence of a man who had misplaced the boat.