whalewatchered
whanaued

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whalewatchered adj. Having drunk enough to spend the evening silently observing the largest person in the pub. Dauri became whalewatchered and kept an attentive eye on the broad man by the dartboard. whalewatchinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a large person from the furniture. Kendi was whalewatchinged and reported the coat stand's movements to the barmaid.
whaling stationed adj. You have drunk enough to process the evening in one fixed dock, with nowhere further to go. whalinged (/ˈweɪlɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who pursues the last remaining bottle with the solemnity of a maritime expedition. Latravis went whalinged after last orders, hunting the cellar for one final bottle. whambled adj. Drunk to the extent of overturning, quietly and without apparent surprise. Shanita became whambled beside the coat stand and remained there. whambulanced adj. Reduced by drink to requesting emergency attendance for a slightly inconvenient evening. whame flied (/ˈʍeɪm ˌflaɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become an irritating presence at every table in the bar. whamed adj. Of a drinker: drawn repeatedly towards bright lights, bare arms and any unattended pint. whammed (/wæmd/) adj. You are drunk and delivering each opinion with the force of a blow. whammelled adj. Drunk on the strength of which the evening suffers a modest overturning. whammered adj. Describing a drinker who applies blunt force to every stuck door, tap and conversational point. whammied (/ˈ(h)wæmid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each modest inconvenience is received as a serious setback. whammoed (/ˈwæməʊd/) adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary trip to the bar into an action sequence involving several minor collisions. whammy barred adj. The state of being drunk and bending every tune, conversation and queue into an uncertain wobble. whamolaed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces deep, resonant complaints from whatever object is to hand.
whanaued (/ˈfaːnaʉd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every person within conversational distance as close family.