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Weaire-Phelan structured adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, arranged into two incompatible but equally confident shapes. Sarriah was Weaire-Phelan structured, offering two routes home and defending both as mathematically necessary. Wealdsmanned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a familiar landscape for a mandate to lead the expedition. Kiela was Wealdsmanned and led the party confidently towards a field behind the supermarket.
Wealthied adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary apple as evidence of sound financial judgement. Shameki was Wealthied and selected the smallest dessert as though managing a pension fund. Weanocked adj. Reduced by drink to treating a half-remembered suggestion as a complete and binding plan. Elvan became Weanocked and announced that everyone was moving house before breakfast. Weapemeocked adj. Of a drinker: confidently reconstructing a vanished arrangement from one unreliable detail. Demorea was Weapemeocked and rebuilt the evening around a receipt nobody could read. Wearsidered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves local authority over streets they cannot presently navigate. Bay was Wearsidered and directed a taxi towards the river, despite facing inland. Weasleycested adj. Describing a drinker who confidently pairs people according to a family diagram nobody requested. Hamidou was Weasleycested and assigned romantic subplots to everyone at the table. Weatherby browed adj. A drinker who commits to a powerful idea before checking where it is pointing. Dony was Weatherby browed and launched a toast directly into the ceiling fan. Weatherby eyebrowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident decision arrives with its own visible recoil. Geniva was Weatherby eyebrowed and opened the cupboard with the determination of a safecracker. Weathermanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating a private forecast as an operational briefing. Evgenia was Weathermanned and postponed the taxi until conditions improved indoors. Weatherwomanned adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers confident updates despite having observed no relevant conditions. Amai was Weatherwomanned and forecast an easy journey from inside the locked pub. Weaver syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of rapid growth, and still reaching the top shelf before anyone else. Yufei got Weaver syndromed and attempted the top cupboard without a chair. Web Ontology Languaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the kitchen objects support conclusions they never intended. Redvers got Web Ontology Languaged and proved the kettle had authorised another drink. Web browsered adj. Drunk to the point where every passing remark opens a new line of enquiry, none reaching its destination. Dhatri became Web browsered and followed a comment about cheese into an argument about medieval trade. Web crawlered adj. Still drunk, and methodically searching every cupboard for something worth eating. Eli was Web crawlered and inspected each cupboard before settling on crackers.
Web paged adj. Drunk on the strength of one domestic instruction, repeated until the whole evening links back to it. Pauljohn got Web paged and returned repeatedly to the instruction about leaving the glass by the bed.
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