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whared (/ˈfɑːɹeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the garden shed has become a perfectly adequate dwelling. wharekaied adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the dining room as a ceremonial hall.
wharenuied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the sitting room for an ancestral meeting house. wharf borered adj. Softened by drink into a small persistent creature working patiently through the furniture. wharf ratted adj. Sharpened by drink into a furtive scavenger operating wherever snacks have been unloaded. Casey-rae was wharf ratted and collected every crisp from beneath the table. wharf roached adj. Loosened by drink into a small sea creature, content to scuttle sideways beneath the buffet. wharfaged (/ˈwɔː.fɪdʒd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the doorstep a dock and charge friends for unloading. wharfed (/ˈwɔːfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached shore but cannot manage the final landing. wharfholdered adj. Drunk and claiming ownership of the landing place, particularly when it is somebody else's sofa. Aeva got wharfholdered and began allocating berths along the settee. wharfied adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic task becomes work on the docks. wharfinged adj. Drunk enough to regard the whole house as a collection of quays requiring inspection. wharfingered (/ˈwɔːfɪnd͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of supervision, yet still assigning responsibility for the drinks. wharflanded adj. Drunk beyond the surrounding ground, with the garden now considered a working waterfront. Nachelle, wharflanded, instructed the garden chairs to receive incoming cargo. wharfmanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes carrying one glass across the room resemble a day's labour. wharfmastered adj. Drunk, with the result that every household movement is subject to personal harbour control. Javyion was wharfmastered and directed traffic around the coffee table.
wharfsided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one stationed beside the furniture, supervising the movement of snacks.
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