wharled
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wharled adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a dignified rattling r whenever the word ‘very’ is attempted. wharlinged (/ˈʍɔː(ɹ)lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a guttural r that has become the chief event of conversation.
wharncliffed adj. Of a drinker who has become straight-edged in purpose and rounded in every domestic manoeuvre. Loukas was wharncliffed and approached the glass of water with one unwavering intention. wharped adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves a fine abrasive trail across the table and everyone else's sleeves. Jessly got wharped and polished the bar with his cuff while Mary-anne fetched paper towels. wharved (/wɔːvd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every gathering revolve around him, while friends provide the turning. what forred adj. Sharpened by drink into dispensing vague punishments and rebukes to people who have done nothing particular. Gervase got what forred and threatened Ilithyia with consequences neither could identify. what is whatted adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home, the coat and the remaining facts have changed places. Pirl was what is whatted by closing time and asked the cloakroom where the station had gone. what it takesed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying every supposed talent, while those present supply the necessary patience. what notted adj. Emboldened by drink to end every account with a vague list, leaving listeners to supply the missing examples. what someone is made offed adj. Slowed by drink to testing everyone else's courage, stamina and power before demonstrating any of his own. Philopateer was what someone is made offed, asking Amaya-rose to carry chairs while he considered the challenge. what the doctor ordereded (/ˌʍɒt ðə ˈdɒktə ˌɔːdədd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every interruption, visitor and fresh round appears precisely necessary. Thaleia found every interruption, visitor, and fresh round what the doctor ordereded, particularly the chips. what's newed adj. Drunk beyond asking what has changed, and requiring a complete briefing from everyone encountered. Aariv got what's newed and asked Bobbi-lou for developments in a life she had just described. what's the time, Mr Wolfed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every question from companions sound like the start of a chase. Angelamaria became what's the time, Mr Wolfed and pursued Ansh through the hall with a breadstick. what's whatted adj. Drunk, with the result that the true state of things is explained repeatedly to people already aware of it. what's-his-faced adj. Drunk to a degree that names vanish from conversation, though the accompanying biographies become increasingly detailed. Tylei became what's-his-faced and introduced Traevin as the colleague whose surname began with something.
what's-its-named adj. Having drunk enough to regard every object as familiar while its name remains just out of reach. Travina was what's-its-named, calling the stair rail the familiar thing and leaning on it carefully.