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whatchamacallited (/ˈwɒtʃəməkɔːlɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary objects into matters requiring consultation. whatchamahoozied adj. Drunk on the strength of a vocabulary consisting chiefly of gestures and approximations. whatcheeriided adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling a newly catalogued creature in the dining room. whatdoyoucallited adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to name the object being discussed. whatdyecallemed adj. Drunk to the extent of asking what everything is called, including things just named. whatever it takesed adj. Drunk to the point where a modest objective acquires several unnecessary methods. whatevered (/ʍɒtˈɛvəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and content to let the precise nature of things remain unresolved. whateverismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between following instructions and following whichever instructions were last mentioned. whateveristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to support every position provided it has already been adopted by someone else. Anaiya was whateveristed and approved the table’s preferred route home. whatevernessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the remaining arrangements with apathetic meaninglessness. whateversexualed (/wɒtˌɛv.əˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to make personal distinctions seem administratively unnecessary. whathed adj. Of a drinker who has lost count of the steps, but continues assigning them ordinal numbers. whatnessed adj. You have drunk enough to discuss the essence of a thing while failing to identify it. whatnoted (/ˈwɒt.nɒtd/) adj. You are drunk and collecting small unspecified objects as though they belonged together. Marycela was whatnoted, carrying a key, two receipts and a teaspoon. whatnotteried adj. Of a drinker: a miscellany in motion, assembled from unrelated items and mild intentions. Cassiel was whatnotteried, with a napkin, a charger and someone else’s pen. whatsanamed adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten an object’s name but continues the conversation regardless.