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whatsapped adj. Reduced by drink to issuing brief domestic reports instead of moving towards the glass of water. Milissa was whatsapped and sent directions to the kitchen from the sofa. whatsernamed adj. Describing a drinker who can identify a woman socially but not retrieve her name. whatshisfaced adj. Drunk, with the result that names, faces, and the distinction between them have become interchangeable. whatshisnamed adj. Drunk to a degree that every man encountered becomes the man whose name has just escaped you. whatsised adj. Drunk to the extent of pointing at every object rather than attempting its name. whatsisnamed adj. Drunk on the strength of forgetting the names of men while retaining a firm opinion about each. whatsited adj. Drunk by the third round, and referring to anything requiring a name as that thing over there. whatsitsnamed adj. Having drunk more than the vocabulary can support, and referring to objects by location and gesture alone. Koray was whatsitsnamed on the stairs, describing the handrail as the long thing to the left. whatstheirnamed adj. You are drunk and every person in the room has acquired the same temporarily unavailable name. whattaed adj. Of a drinker: standing rigidly on the stairs as though awaiting ceremonial use. whatted (/wɔtd/) adj. Softened by drink into an indistinct social presence, leaving others to decide what, precisely, is being said. whatthed (/wɒtθd/) adj. Describing a drinker who cannot decide which step comes next, despite having only two choices. whatzernamed adj. A drinker who has misplaced a woman’s name and is proceeding on confidence alone. whatzisnamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to produce a man's name before losing the rest of the sentence. whatzited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to pointing at objects with increasingly careful vagueness. whaued adj. A drinker who has acquired the spreading, ungainly reach of a small tree in a narrow passage.