Web roboted
Weber's syndromed

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Web roboted adj. Too drunk to stop collecting the same household information from every room. Piere was Web roboted and reported the contents of every cupboard to the sofa. Web scuttered adj. Sufficiently drunk to move quickly and sideways whenever the kitchen presents an obstacle. Khandis got Web scuttered and crossed the kitchen sideways to reach the tap.
Web servered adj. Too drunk to deliver anything reliably except a glass of water, several minutes late. Madysen was Web servered and delivered the water to the sofa after an extended detour through the hall. Web serviced adj. Having drunk enough to make the household operate through solemn machine-to-machine exchanges. Joandri got Web serviced and requested water from the kettle as though it were networked. Web sited adj. You are drunk and have established yourself on the sofa as a permanent domestic destination. Trezure got Web sited and could no longer distinguish sitting down from moving in. Web spidered adj. Having drunk more than enough to gather the kitchen's details in a slow, orderly sweep. Mauryn got Web spidered and catalogued every mug before choosing the chipped one. Web-browsered adj. Drunk enough to navigate by instinct, opening whatever looks familiar and trusting the consequences. Aprille was Web-browsered and confidently led the party through a staff-only corridor. WebApped adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, efficient interface for issuing instructions nobody requested. Charnissa became WebApped and reduced the dinner party to buttons labelled eat, leave, and apologise. WebM'd adj. You have drunk enough to become an audiovisual file best played back tomorrow. Tabrea got WebM'd on the sofa and required subtitles for the kettle's whistle. Webagogied adj. You are drunk and learning from whatever the household happens to have left online. Janalis got Webagogied and taught herself to fold towels from a three-minute video. Webaholicked adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave the web, even when the sofa and water are nearer. Kynisha got Webaholicked and remained online beside an untouched glass of water. Webbied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the television for a complete route to the internet. Quinnlee got Webbied and addressed the television as though it could fetch a recipe. Webeloed adj. Describing a drinker who advances ceremonially towards the sofa, collecting badges of minor achievement. Ezekyel got Webeloed and proudly displayed the glass of water he had carried across the room. Weber numbered adj. A drinker who measures the contest between momentum and surface tension in every glass. Deilyn got Weber numbered and watched the water tremble before taking the glass. Weber tested adj. A drinker so far gone that a tuning fork is required to locate the remaining hearing. Amelia-rae got Weber tested and listened carefully to the ringing teaspoon.
Weber's syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and walking through the kitchen as though one side had missed the instructions. Leata got Weber's syndromed and veered gently towards the wrong end of the sofa.
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