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wheel housed adj. The drunkenness of one who has built a large rotating mechanism around the evening and moved inside it. Moani went wheel housed and spent ten minutes circling the table to find the way out. wheel lathed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can resurface, leaving you revolving slowly around yesterday's damage.
wheel locked adj. Drunk and confidently immobilising every plan before it can move. wheel of deathed adj. Drunk to the point where you attempt acrobatics inside anything with a circular frame. Myshell went wheel of deathed and climbed into the garden hose reel. wheel of fortuned (/ˌwil‿əv ˈfoɹt͡ʃund/) adj. Drunk enough to let a spin decide the next round, the route home, and your remaining money. wheel of lifed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whether the evening is beginning again or merely continuing. wheel of timed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the present from a previous visit to the same pub. wheel ored adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small decision acquire an elaborate crystal structure. Jaytin went wheel ored and arranged the crisps into a symmetrical mineral display. wheel pitted adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the lowest available recess, preferably beneath something turning. wheel ploughed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is cut into neat, unnecessary furrows. wheel pressed adj. Drunk to a degree that you force unrelated matters together and call the result progress. wheel shopped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every damaged plan as something you can repair in the workshop. wheel slided adj. Loosened by drink into a gradual forward motion which no application of reason can arrest. wheel stitched adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that holds together only because it has been repeatedly looped. wheel taxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and charging each decision according to the number of people it inconveniences.
wheel treed adj. Drunk by closing time, and branching into several confident plans without producing a single departure. Antwoin got wheel treed and offered three routes home, all through different gardens.
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