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wheel trucked adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening forward in a rattling convoy of people and luggage. Fedor arrived wheel trucked and attempted to organise everyone into railway compartments. wheel urchinned adj. Too drunk to walk in a straight line, but quite certain your circular route is deliberate.
wheel warred adj. Sufficiently drunk to reverse your own decisions repeatedly and regard the resulting conflict as administration. wheel washed adj. Having drunk enough to believe every departure requires cleaning before it reaches the road. wheel welled adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can contain, leaving your thoughts rotating beneath a protective rim. wheel windowed adj. You are drunk and arranging every view of the room into spokes leading back to yourself. wheel within a wheelled adj. Of a drinker: every simple decision contains another motive, and all of them are wrong. wheel-barrow manned adj. Describing a drinker who undertakes every short walk as a public works contract. wheel-barrowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and transporting the glass of water by the handles of its mug. wheel-horsed adj. The state of being drunk and stationed nearest the carriage’s wheels, where all the turning occurs. wheel-housed adj. Reduced by drink to revolving around one fixed object, usually the bar and occasionally a stool. Kobie-james became wheel-housed, orbiting the same barstool whenever anyone called his name. wheel-raced adj. A drinker who has fixed upon one direction and lets the evening's current do the steering. Evelyna went wheel-raced and was carried towards the station by momentum alone. wheel-tappered adj. Drunk to the extent of testing every glass for hidden fractures with a teaspoon. Tykim became wheel-tappered and examined the pint glasses for structural defects. wheel-upped adj. A drinker so far gone that another round is treated as a routine reload. Mahamat got wheel-upped and returned from the bar with precisely the wrong drinks. wheelaged adj. Drunk to a degree that you charge the kitchen table for carrying a glass of water across it.
wheelarched adj. Drunk in a way that makes access to the legs possible but steering them distinctly optional.
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