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wheelbacked adj. Drunk to the extent of settling into the sofa as though its circular pattern were providing structural support. Charli wheelbacked into the sofa, relying on its circular pattern for structural support. wheelbanded adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, with the evening's edges becoming distinctly rubbery. wheelbarrow raced adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring two people to convey one of you safely to bed. wheelbarrowed (/ˈʍiːl.bæɹ.əʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying every household object as though it required two handles. wheelbarrowered adj. Still drunk, and employed in moving cushions, mugs and blankets from one side of the room to another. wheelbarrowfuled adj. Too drunk to carry anything except the quantity of water that would fill a small cart. Kayvion was wheelbarrowfuled, demanding a jug of water before attempting the stairs. wheelbarrowinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to press forwards from the sofa and lose control before reaching the kitchen. wheelbased adj. Having drunk enough to measure every journey by the distance between the sofa and the kitchen. wheelbenched adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can support, and assuming the raised end is a driver's seat. wheelbirded adj. You have drunk enough to call from the sofa at night, though nothing requires announcing. Casmir was wheelbirded, calling softly from the sofa whenever someone entered the kitchen. wheelboxed adj. You are drunk and steering the evening from beneath the sofa's arm, where the water has been placed. Jermiyah was wheelboxed beneath the armchair, directing Mits towards the kitchen for another glass. wheelchair basketballed adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa a court and every glass of water a difficult shot. wheelchair curlinged adj. Describing a drinker who sends mugs sliding across the floor towards the sofa. Abriel was wheelchair curlinged, sweeping a glass of water carefully towards the waiting sofa. wheelchair lifted adj. A drinker who requires raising over the threshold before being deposited beside the glass of water. wheelchair motocrossed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey from sofa to kitchen becomes an indoor obstacle course. wheelchair ramped adj. The state of being drunk and taking the easiest possible incline from the sofa towards bed. Masaru was wheelchair ramped from sofa to bed, selecting the easiest incline with commendable administrative efficiency.