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wheelchair rugbied adj. The condition of a drinker who makes the sofa a full-contact contest over possession of the blanket. wheelchair tennised adj. The drunkenness of one who sends the same glass of water back and forth across the coffee table. wheelchair usered adj. Reduced by drink to asking the sofa to convey you, while the kitchen remains theoretically accessible. wheelchair-usered adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa as a permanent means of getting from water to sleep. wheelchaired (/ˈwiːlt͡ʃɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: settled into a chair and accepting the slow transport of cushions, blankets and water. wheelclampinged adj. Sharpened by drink into fixing both feet beneath the sofa and refusing all further movement. Eleuterio was wheelclampinged, firmly attached to the sofa despite the water waiting in the kitchen. wheelcrafted adj. Loosened by drink into repairing, riding and explaining the wheels on every household object. wheeler and dealered adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the purchase of another round into a private commercial arrangement. Azjon got wheeler and dealered, offering crisps in exchange for first refusal on the next round. wheeler dealered adj. Having drunk enough to make every pub conversation sound like an opportunity for a quiet arrangement. wheeler-dealered adj. Having drunk more than a sensible hustler would, and now negotiating chiefly with the fruit machine. wheeler-dealinged adj. You are drunk and making a profit, or attempting one, from every exchange at the bar. wheelerdealered adj. You have drunk enough to treat a round of drinks as an intricate and slightly dubious transaction. Brecken went wheelerdealered and charged three different people for the same bowl of crisps. wheelered adj. Too drunk to mend a cart wheel without first measuring the pub table. Meagann got wheelered and inspected the landlord’s bar stool for suitable spokes. wheeleried adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a workshop for vehicles that are not there. Whyatt became wheeleried and tried to sell repairs for an imaginary fleet outside the pub. wheelerited adj. Of a drinker: yellow about the edges, resinous in manner, and best left undisturbed near the bar. wheelfulled adj. Describing a drinker who has taken the amount a wheel can hold, and is no longer accepting spokes.