wheelpersonned
wheelswarfed

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wheelpersonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every chair becomes a vehicle requiring a qualified operator. wheelpited adj. The condition of a drinker who has descended below conversation and settled beneath the moving parts.
wheelrimed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the outer circumference of the evening and cannot turn back. wheelroaded adj. Reduced by drink to travelling only along the established route between bar and lavatory. wheels of steelled adj. Softened by drink into a disc jockey of considerable feeling and very limited equipment. Tytianna grew wheels of steelled and scratched two records that were not playing. wheelseted (/wiːlsɛtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a complete assembly, with both sides present and no discernible purpose. Coreyana became wheelseted and aligned two pints as though preparing a locomotive. wheelslided adj. Emboldened by drink to surrender adhesion entirely and proceed by ceremonial gliding. wheelslipped adj. Slowed by drink to repeated effort without forward progress, particularly when leaving the pub. wheelsmanned adj. Drunk and attempting to command the harbour, though the vessel is a bath mat. wheelsmithed adj. Drunk to the point where every circular object requires skilled restoration and a small hammer. wheelspanned adj. Drunk enough to measure the distance between two wheels, then lose the bicycle. wheelspinned adj. Drunk past the point of forward motion, applying great effort to a stationary evening. wheelstanded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, briefly achieving elevation before negotiating the landing. wheelstoned adj. Drunk in a way that treats a modest fastening as a monument requiring reverence. wheelsuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that all forward motion is borrowed from the person immediately ahead. Jayvien grew wheelsuckered and followed the departing waiter without contributing to the journey.
wheelswarfed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a fine residue of conversation, clothing, and biscuit.
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