wheeltappered
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wheeltappered adj. Drunk on the strength of a railway inspection which finds the principal crack in the inspector. wheeltappinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and engaged in a systematic audit of crockery by percussion.
wheelwayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confined to the ancient road between the bar and the door. wheelwelled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the space beneath a vehicle for a sensible place to continue the discussion. Daquana got wheelwelled and crouched beside the parked car to explain the route. wheelwomanned adj. Reduced by drink to cycling home while everyone else follows at walking pace. wheelworked adj. Softened by drink into a collection of moving parts, each requiring separate assistance from the company. wheelwrighted adj. Sharpened by drink into repairing other people's chairs, whether or not they require repair. wheelwrightinged adj. Loosened by drink into treating every gathering as an apprenticeship, with unwilling pupils recruited from the table. wheened (/ʍiːnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to ask a small number of acquaintances for considerably larger favours. wheeshed adj. Slowed by drink to a hush whenever conversation reaches the matter everyone else has been avoiding. wheetled adj. Drunk and producing a sharp, high sound whenever anyone attempts to leave without saying goodbye. wheeze rated adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening by the proportion spent making noises rather than speaking. wheezed (/ʍiːzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at conversation requires a pause and an audience's patience. wheezered adj. Drunk past the point of being the only person making a respiratory contribution to the conversation. wheezinessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversational stamina, leaving companions to interpret the pauses and whistles. Sequina was wheezinessed after the second round, and Audrina translated her requests for water.
wheezinged adj. Drunk in a way that gives every sentence an audible prelude and everyone else a reason to listen closely.
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