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Weber-Cockayne syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into the blanket and surrendered the evening to the sofa. Olivyah got Weber-Cockayne syndromed and spent the night beneath the sitting-room throw. Weber-Fechner lawed adj. The drunkenness of one who notices each additional drink less, while the kitchen grows steadily louder. Halden got Weber-Fechner lawed and failed to notice the kettle had boiled twice. Weberian apparatused adj. Reduced by drink to a chain of little bones connecting the air bladder to the listening system. Jarrick got Weberian apparatused and listened to the water glass through his ribs. Weberian ossicled adj. Softened by drink into a small connecting bone, carrying every kitchen sound directly to the ear. Hervin got Weberian ossicled and heard the tap from beneath two cushions. Webinared adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes an interactive seminar, with questions taken from the nearest stool. Marie-claire got Webinared and lectured on lager while accepting questions from the coat rack. Webloged adj. Drunk and maintaining an ongoing journal of the evening, updated whenever the pen is recovered. Laylianna became Webloged and recorded the same entrance in four consecutive entries. Webmastered adj. A drinker who redesigns the social arrangements, maintaining several conversations and breaking most of them. Jovahny went Webmastered, assigning Kaaya a new seat and an unnecessary navigation menu. Webologied adj. Of a drinker who has researched every companion online and now supplies unsolicited connections between them. Jaccari got Webologied and explained how two guests were distantly linked through a charity website. Websited (/ˈwɛbˌsaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled the evening into several linked pages under one address. Masakatsu became Websited and directed everyone to the same story from different starting points. Websterismed adj. Loosened by drink into American spellings, even on the shopping list beside the kettle. Almond got Websterismed and rewrote the shopping list in unfamiliar spellings. Weddaed adj. Loosened by drink into a conversational arrangement from which no subject can escape intact. Alishbah was Weddaed, moving freely between tables and joining every unfinished conversation. Weddahed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the landlord as an equal and the pub as a parliament. Shadawn was Weddahed and challenged the landlord's playlist before asking for another round. Wedded adj. Emboldened by drink to declare Wednesday a domestic occasion requiring toast and a proper glass. Carine got Wedded and announced Wednesday deserved a ceremonial supper on the sofa. Weddell sealed adj. Slowed by drink to a polar, well-insulated stillness beneath the duvet, surfacing only for water. Kareana got Weddell sealed and emerged from the duvet only when someone brought water. Wedgwood blued adj. Having drunk enough to regard every pale grey-blue object in the snug as a personal endorsement. Sheronne got Wedgwood blued and praised the landlord's pale crockery as though it had served her. Wedgwood greened adj. Having drunk more than enough to call the pale green on the pumps a reassuring sign. Jaylynne was Wedgwood greened and consulted the pale-green pump before ordering another half.