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whimsigothed adj. Slowed by drink to a medieval, mystical trudge through the morning, preferably in black clothing. whimsinessed adj. Drunk and finding the morning's ordinary objects unexpectedly fanciful and companionable. whimstoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes crushing winter cattle feed seem an obvious household improvement. Randolfo got whimstoned and began assessing the kitchen tiles for crushing feed. whimsy-whamsied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sensible plan from a whim-wham before breakfast. Danise was whimsy-whamsied, defending the garden's rearrangement as an essential improvement. whimwhamed adj. Drunk and treating a minor ornament as an object of considerable personal and antiquarian importance. Lacynda became whimwhamed and attempted to catalogue the landlord's decorative thimble. whin-chatted adj. Drunk in a way that produces a small, insect-seeking songbird's restless movements around the garden. whinberried adj. Drunk enough to distinguish small woodland fruits by appearance, flavour, and an authority nobody requested. whinchated adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is pursued in short hops and quiet calls. whined (/waɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a long, high complaint at the kettle's slow progress. whinered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still cataloguing perceived defects in the morning. whinestoned adj. Drunk, with the result that cattle feed appears to require immediate masonry. whing-dinged adj. Too drunk to keep still when the conversation touches a sore point. whingdinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor grievance into a full bodily episode. whingebaged adj. Still drunk, and peevishly containing the morning's complaints in one portable person. whinged (/(h)wɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by breakfast to a single, persistent cry. whingeinged adj. Too drunk to convert a peevish complaint into anything shorter or more useful.