whingered
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whingered (/ˈʍɪnd͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the morning's appointed source of complaints. whiniarded adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete sword, and therefore qualified to settle minor disagreements. Keisha became whiniarded and declared the dispute suitable for an obsolete hanger.
whininessed adj. Having drunk enough to make peevishness the most noticeable feature of the morning. whining Willied adj. Having drunk more than the morning can absorb without producing someone who whines incessantly. Domineque arrived whining Willied, objecting to every remedial beverage offered. whining willied adj. You have drunk enough to whine incessantly, even while admitting that nothing is seriously wrong. whininged adj. Drunk on the strength of a prolonged, high-pitched complaint that outlasts the headache. whinmilled adj. You are drunk and grinding the morning's difficulties down into horse-feed-sized complaints. whinned (/wɪnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of noticing that the gorse has scratched the morning coat. whinnied (/ˈwɪnid/) adj. Drunk past the point of making a gentle neigh seem a persuasive contribution. Long became whinnied and offered a soft equine greeting during the toast. whinnocked adj. Drunk enough to appoint the smallest person present to lead the expedition. whinnyinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that gentle neighing is not a conversational strategy. whinstoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a stone and a livestock diet seem perfectly compatible. Taye got whinstoned and spent the evening planning improved winter feed for cattle. whiny-ass titty babied adj. Drunk to the extent of taking offence at a perfectly ordinary refusal, then requesting an apology. Kaireece got whiny-ass titty babied when the landlord declined to serve chips at midnight. whinyarded adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every social difficulty as a matter for the sword. Moustafa went whinyarded and challenged the queue to settle its arrangements by combat. whioed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced the blue duck is awaiting your instructions. Zanquisha got whioed and gave detailed navigation advice to a duck on the bar mat.
whip coralled adj. Still drunk, and attempting to gather the company into a flexible marine invertebrate.
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