whip-belly vengeanced
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whip-belly vengeanced adj. Too drunk to distinguish poor beer from revenge, and still searching the cupboards for both. whip-jacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim several great sea voyages while stranded beside the sofa.
whip-o'-willed adj. Softened by drink into a nocturnal caller whose principal message is repeated without improvement. whip-o-willed adj. Sharpened by drink into a nocturnal voice with one complaint and excellent carrying power. Zacaria became whip-o-willed and announced the missing kebab across the entire street. whip-poor-willed adj. Loosened by drink into a night caller whose solemn refrain has lost its grammar. whip-rounded adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now conducting a quick household collection for tea. whip-tom-kellied adj. You are drunk and calling across the house in a bright, persistent voice from the sofa. whiparounded adj. Of a drinker: introducing each person in the room by panning between them without ever settling. whipbirded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sharp call and is using it to summon people from other rooms. whipcorded adj. Describing a drinker who has become tightly wound, upright and oddly ready to lash out at a cushion. whipcracked adj. A drinker who punctuates domestic silence with sudden remarks of precise, percussive force. whipcrackered adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at authority arrives with an unnecessary snap. whipcrafted adj. The state of being drunk and managing the household with elaborate, unnecessary control. whipgrafted adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and joining separate matters into one vigorous but unstable arrangement. whipjacked (/wɪpˈdʒækd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a domestic errand into an account of maritime hardship.
whiplashed (/ˈwɪpˌlæʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who changes direction abruptly whenever the sofa or a glass of water is mentioned.