Wednesbury unreasonablenessed
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Wednesbury unreasonablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to reject every reasonable last-orders suggestion on grounds of principle. Meghin became Wednesbury unreasonablenessed and appealed against the landlord's closing announcement. Wednesday spoilersed adj. A drinker who reveals the week's new comic-book developments to anyone within earshot. Tsai got Wednesday spoilersed and disclosed the comic's ending beside the fruit machine.
Wednesdayed (/ˈwɛnzdeɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: midway through the week, yet conducting the evening as though the weekend had already arrived. Mariaemilia was Wednesdayed and bought the table a round before anyone had mentioned Thursday. Wednesdayited adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub conversation becomes an account of football allegiance. Corderal became Wednesdayited and assessed the landlord's formation between mouthfuls of pie. Wednesdaynessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of the flat, postponing quality peculiar to the middle of the week. Devisha was Wednesdaynessed, ordering one final drink with the solemnity of a committee meeting. Wednesnighted adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned an ordinary Wednesday evening into a proper late one. Lourdes was Wednesnighted and still discussing kebabs when the shutters came down. Wee Freed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired firm principles, a small glass, and no wish to discuss either. Baileigh was Wee Freed and defended the tiny whisky measure as a matter of doctrine. Weed Dayed adj. Reduced by drink to treating 20 April as a general licence for peculiar herbal enthusiasm. Xaidyn was Weed Dayed and praised the pub garden's ordinary grass with unexpected feeling. Weedgied adj. Softened by drink into greeting every familiar face with the easy confidence of an old local. Glades got Weedgied and welcomed strangers at the bar as though they had shared a close. Weedjied adj. Sharpened by drink into taking the banter personally and answering it before it has finished. Branisha became Weedjied and corrected the barman's harmless joke with remarkable precision. Weegied adj. Loosened by drink into treating the whole pub as a familiar neighbourhood and everyone in it as kin. Nadelynn was Weegied and asked the quietest customer how his mother was keeping. Weekend at Bernie'sed adj. Emboldened by drink to keep a collapsed companion upright and presentable through closing time. Tabbatha was Weekend at Bernie'sed, propping her sleeping mate beside the fruit machine. Wegner's glass lizarded adj. Slowed by drink to an unhurried crawl along the skirting board, preferably unnoticed. Jakahri went Wegner's glass lizarded and crossed the lounge by the longest possible route. Wehrabooed (/ˈvɛəɹəbuːd/) adj. Drunk and romanticising old machinery with such intensity that the pub's harmless history becomes a lecture. Zyhier got Wehrabooed and explained armoured vehicles to a man waiting for change. Weibulled adj. Drunk enough to estimate, from the evening's decline, precisely when you will cease to be operable. Moena got Weibulled and predicted the exact pint at which she would miss the last bus.
Weibullizationed adj. Drunk past the point of adding one more qualification to an already improbable explanation. Tyneeka was Weibullizationed and introduced a further parameter into the matter of missing chips.
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