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whirlinged (/ˈwɜːlɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every exchange into a revolving procession of unfinished replies. whirlingnessed adj. You are drunk and turning every gathering into a small, rotating inconvenience for those around you. whirlinned adj. Too drunk to keep the surrounding social framework intact, leaving others to supply the connections. whirlmixered adj. Of a drinker: combining people, topics and recollections until nobody else can separate the ingredients. whirlpited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a circular current from a sensible route home. whirlpool galaxied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you spiralling pleasantly away from the centre of conversation. whirlpooled (/ˈwɜːlpuːld/) adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a straight line, with the room proceeding in circles around you. Lurenda became whirlpooled beside the bar and remained there until closing. whirlpoolinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation draws the next one into it. whirlstormed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces localised turbulence wherever you attempt to stand. whirlwiged adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the same object while appearing to observe it carefully. whirlwinded (/ˈwɜːlwɪndd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you enter, turn inward, and rise above the conversation. Ishara entered whirlwinded, turned inward, rose above the conversation, and descended upon the pork scratchings. whirly tubed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a note whenever an arm is moved. Kristela was whirly tubed and made the doorway hum while gesturing. whirly-winded adj. Drunk by closing time, and travelling in the manner of a small Australian dust devil. whirlybirded adj. Still drunk, and hovering over the practical business of leaving. Ramayah was whirlybirded, circling the taxi before entering it. whirlygiged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still revolving through the room in search of a settled opinion. Radarius became whirlygiged and consulted Birdena about the same departure six times. whirred (/wɜːd/) adj. Too drunk to move without supplying a faint mechanical accompaniment.