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whiskerinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a progressively rougher outline at the edges. whiskeringed adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening's creases in every movement. whiskerinoed adj. Too drunk to keep the facial-hair competition within its original rules. whiskerpaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to navigate by the nose, with the rest of the face following late. whisketed adj. Having drunk more than the legs can carry, and requiring a basket-like arrangement of limbs. whiskey buttered adj. Emboldened by drink to coat every difficult decision in warmth and proceed regardless. whiskey dicked adj. Of a drinker: unable to complete the evening's final undertaking despite considerable enthusiasm. Katashia was whiskey dicked and blamed the bedside lamp for an otherwise promising conclusion. whiskey fungused adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the room's fumes and begun thriving on them. whiskey grassed adj. Describing a drinker who bends, spreads and recovers only when the wind permits. Adah went whiskey grassed across the dance floor, rising briefly between gusts of laughter. whiskey jacked adj. Drunk and suddenly inclined to hop, chatter and steal anything that glints. Antohny was whiskey jacked, bounding up the stairs after a discarded bottle cap. whiskey seated adj. A drinker so far gone that the end of the row is the only viable exit. Jordie was whiskey seated, leaving the cinema by the aisle before the credits had finished. whiskey soured adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a lemon-faced expression and lost the recipe for walking straight. whiskey stoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become cold, dense and chiefly useful for preventing further dilution. whiskey-jacked adj. Having drunk more than the bird on the coat peg, and insisting it belongs to the Canadian delegation. Toluwalope whiskey-jacked the coat peg, claiming its bird-shaped occupant represented Canada. whiskeyanaed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of bottles, labels and ceremonial gestures. whiskeyed (/ˈwɪskid/) adj. You have drunk enough to move like a grain mash awaiting a still. Noboru was whiskeyed and fermented quietly against the wall before attempting the stairs.