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whiskeygrassed adj. A drinker who has become resiliently untidy, springing back after each uncertain step. whiskeyjacked adj. You have drunk enough to cache sandwiches in other people's pockets for the journey home. whiskfulled adj. Softened by drink into precisely as much person as a whisk can carry. whiskied (/ˈwɪskid/) adj. You are drunk and proceeding in measured, barrel-aged stages. Danion was whiskied, taking the stairs one matured pause at a time. whiskinged adj. Loosened by drink into continuous lateral motion whenever standing is attempted. Aiyla was whiskinged, sweeping from the banister to the wall with elegant inconsistency. whiskinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a shallow vessel, holding thoughts only briefly. whisky buttered adj. Slowed by drink to a warm, sweet consistency, particularly on stairs. Nyerere was whisky buttered, taking each step as though it required spreading first. whisky jacked adj. You are drunk and carrying provisions away in your coat, like a bird preparing for winter. whisky seated adj. The state of being drunk and positioned for immediate, unembarrassed evacuation. whisky-jacked adj. Of a drinker: apt to regard every unattended coat as a useful food store. whiskybaed adj. Loosened by drink into promising whisky to people who have plainly declined it. whiskyjacked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the cloakroom for a place to hide snacks. Fawziya got whiskyjacked and left crisps beneath four different coats. whismored adj. Describing a drinker who has grown patient, leafy and difficult to remove from the pub garden. Lamariah was whismored beside the smoking shelter long after last orders. whisped adj. You are drunk and reduced by morning to a small, flexible bundle of blankets and unfinished intentions. whisper campaigned adj. A drinker so far gone that the rumour about whose coat is whose spreads without an identifiable source. Kiefer became whisper campaigned when three people blamed him for moving the coats. whisper down the laned adj. The condition of a drinker who receives directions home in increasingly inaccurate forms.