whisper interpretinged
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whisper interpretinged adj. The drunkenness of one who translates the bar's quiet instructions, incorrectly, for everyone nearby. whisper networked adj. Reduced by drink to receiving all practical information through discreet nods and half-heard messages. Davinah was whisper networked and learned the taxi number from four separate coat pockets.
whisper porned adj. Softened by drink into finding the quietest possible sounds disproportionately consoling after last orders. whisperationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every low remark about coats or taxis as an official announcement. Imam was whisperationed and repeated the cloakroom number with unnecessary precision. whispered (/ˈ(h)wɪspəd/) adj. A drinker who conducts last orders in a voice too quiet for the bar staff to hear. whispered interpretationed adj. Loosened by drink into supplying quiet, confident translations of instructions nobody has given. whispered interpretinged adj. Emboldened by drink to interpret the landlord's closing gestures for the entire table. whisperered adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each quiet instruction requires a separate journey home. whisperhooded adj. Drunk and reduced to the first, barely audible stage of a rumour about going home. whispering campaigned adj. The state of being drunk and circulating damaging suggestions about the evening while remaining conveniently untraceable. whispering galleried adj. Drunk enough to make a quiet remark about leaving carry across the entire pub. whispering-gallery moded adj. Drunk past the point of speaking softly without the whole room receiving the message. whispering-gallery waved adj. Drunk beyond ordinary volume, with every quiet word travelling round the room and back. whisperinged (/ˈ(h)wɪspəɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every plan for getting home becomes quiet, portable gossip. whisperingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers last orders in a soft breath, as though the bar might overhear.
whispovirused adj. Drunk in a way that spreads a persistent, low-level urge to repeat the last round.
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