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whistleberriesed adj. Drunk, with the result that baked beans acquire the status of a complete supper. whistleblowered adj. Drunk past the point of discretion, and consequently willing to disclose the evening's entire administration. whistleblowinged adj. Drunk to a degree that wrongdoing must be disclosed, preferably to everyone within earshot. whistled (/ˈwɪs.əld/) adj. The state of being drunk and producing, by mouth or mechanism, an unrequested high note. whistlefished adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting the narrow, elusive manner of a rockling in shallow water. whistlered (/ˈʍɪslə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one's own whistling, which is mistaken for musical accomplishment. whistlestop toured adj. Drunk by the third round, and visiting every minor destination between the bar and the lavatory. whistlestopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and stopping only when specifically requested to do so. whistlewinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to take flight at the first bright reflection. Ajaden whistlewinged at dawn, fleeing the toaster's bright reflection. whistlewooded adj. Still drunk, and striped with the solemn, vertical composure of a tree in winter. whistling arrowed adj. Loosened by drink into firing high-pitched opinions across the breakfast table, with the morning after providing the range. whistling buoyed adj. Emboldened by drink to bob through the morning after, sounding a warning whenever the room shifts. whistling ducked adj. Slowed by drink to wake in a damp-feathered state, making small noises and declining firm land. whistling face syndromed adj. Drunk and unable to arrange the face for anything but a fixed, high-pitched expression. Cengiz appeared whistling face syndromed at breakfast, smiling narrowly at the toast. whistling hared adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's smallest disturbance sends you scurrying for cover. whistling kited adj. Drunk enough to drift over the morning after, alert to thermals but not to appointments.