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whistling marmoted adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the burrow, emerging only for water and returning under the duvet. whistling shopped adj. Drunk beyond the point of remembering which unlicensed room supplied the evening, and now requiring its remedies. whistling swanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after elegant in theory and ungainly in practice. whistlinged (/ˈ(h)wɪslɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, and reduced to a shrill, breathy approximation of conversation. whistnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that silence has become the only attainable conversation. whitbeded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pale, dense and difficult to move before the first coffee. Kamiyra appeared whitbeded at breakfast, solidly present but reluctant to rise. white Christmas sliced adj. Still drunk, and set in a tray-like condition by dried fruit, nuts and the morning after. Mair was white Christmas sliced by dried fruit, nuts and the morning after. white Christmased adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking to a household covered in the consequences of a festive fall. white Eastered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a snowfall from the white covering accumulated during the night. white English bulldoged adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake broad, pale and immovable, defending the water jug with powerful resolve. white Russianed adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, layered composition whose final purpose is to sit quietly on the sofa. white Spanish broomed adj. Having drunk enough to become pale and twiggy in the morning, shedding yesterday's intentions everywhere. white adipose tissued adj. Having drunk more than the body's insulation can comfortably explain, and now using the sofa as a cushion. white admiraled adj. You have drunk enough to land pale and striking on the kitchen wall, surveying the damage from a safe distance. white aldered adj. You are drunk and pale, with the morning after producing small, persistent signs of winter. white amured adj. Of a drinker: large, pale and freshwater-bound, moving steadily towards the nearest source of relief. Dwanda spent the morning white amured, navigating towards the tap with the patience of a river fish.