white anted
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white anted adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the morning's provisions to crumbs, working methodically through the kitchen in pale silence. white anteloped adj. Drunk beyond recognising the addax as anything other than a particularly determined desert companion. Ocia spent twenty minutes following a sand-coloured stranger, thoroughly white anteloped.
white applianced adj. Drunk in a way that makes every large household machine appear qualified to offer practical advice. Vanderlei got white applianced and asked the freezer whether the taxi was a sound investment. white armed adj. Drunk, with the result that every harmless object is assessed as a weapon and every decision as tactical. white arsenic oxided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a poisonous white powder as a reliable answer to ordinary hesitation. white arsenicked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a lethal household powder seem a sensible remedy for minor inconveniences. white baconned adj. Drunk on the strength of salt pork, or of the firm belief that salt pork has been consumed. Mannie became white baconned and defended the empty plate as a substantial supper. white balanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently correcting the room's colour temperature by moving the lamps. white balled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every pale spherical object as a deliberate sporting challenge. white bassed adj. Still drunk, and certain that the evening's correct direction can be established by following a freshwater fish. white beak-sedged adj. Drunk to the extent of navigating by whatever pale edge is nearest. white beaksedged (/waɪt ˈbiːk.sɛd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a small white sedge as the authority on where everyone should stand. white bear problemed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make a forbidden thought the evening's principal objective. white beared adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, pale passenger drifting through the night towards whatever resembles home. white beeched adj. Drunk on the strength of finding a large tree unexpectedly suitable for consultation. Ineta was white beeched and explained the evening to the nearest beech.
white belted adj. You are drunk and approaching every simple task with the confidence of a beginner awarded a uniform.