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white birched adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to sign whatever the nearest pale trunk presents. white blood celled adj. A drinker who has organised the body's defences around the mistaken belief that another round is a threat.
white blooded adj. Of a drinker who has lost all colour, yet retains enough confidence to diagnose the room. Arati went white blooded and announced that everyone else needed medical attention. white boyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the coatroom for a place of social distinction. white brassed adj. A drinker so far gone that two incompatible opinions have fused into one polished certainty. white breamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified a European freshwater fish as the evening's senior adviser. white cabbaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly appointing vegetables to domestic office. white campioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly flowering beside the kitchen sink. white caned adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweeping the sitting room for obstacles with a folded umbrella. white capped adj. Softened by drink into a small crest of confidence that collapses whenever the taxi moves. white carbohydrated adj. Still drunk, and sustaining the household entirely on toast and leftover rice. white carbsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from the bread kept for tomorrow. Othon was white carbsed, treating tomorrow’s bread as a plausible supper. white carded adj. Sufficiently drunk to complete the household paperwork before discovering the form belongs to another country. Margerette became white carded, filling in the takeaway menu as though it were official. white cedared adj. Having drunk enough to become coniferous in posture and remain upright beside the sofa. white celled adj. You have drunk enough to patrol the kitchen, attacking anything that appears foreign.
white cheese polypored adj. You are drunk and spreading quietly across the leftovers in the refrigerator.
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