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white goated adj. Drunk, with the result that the ascent to the toilet becomes an alpine undertaking. white golded adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the person precious, alloyed, and chiefly useful for holding a coat. white goodsed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming household linen: absorbent, pale, and left where convenient. Domunique was white goodsed by closing time and wrapped in a pub towel. white goosefooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading quietly across the room wherever there is bare ground. white gourded adj. Drunk by the third round, and hollowed out sufficiently to contain the remaining punch. white grafted adj. Drunk by closing time, and rejecting every attempt at reattachment to the evening's original purpose. Srivanth was white grafted by closing time and had to be removed from the doorway. white graped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a delicate fruit from a satisfactory object to squeeze. Kinshasa was white graped and attempted to press a grape into the remote control. white gravied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard pale sauce as a constitutional principle and the nearest plate as a suitable vessel. white guilted adj. Emboldened by drink to apologise publicly for injustices no one present had committed. Delyth got white guilted and made the entire table account for colonial history. white gum poisonned adj. Drunk and quietly toxic to the party, with everyone else keeping a prudent distance. Miiangel went white gum poisonned and the group moved their glasses out of reach. white gummed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a eucalyptus tree, leaving companions to conduct the conversation around you. white handled knifed adj. Drunk to the point where you ceremonially cut herbs at the table, while your companions protect the salad. white hatted adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself the hero of the evening and rescue friends from conversations they were enjoying. white hawked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, surveying the room from above and stooping on any unattended snack. Rahaman got white hawked and inspected the buffet from the back of a chair. white heated adj. Drunk in a way that makes every disagreement emit light, especially for the people seated nearest. white henbaned adj. Drunk, with the result that familiar faces acquire poisonous intentions and must be cross-examined.