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white lattened adj. Describing a drinker who has fused contradictory opinions into one bright alloy, forcing everyone else to handle them carefully. Ziyona got white lattened and combined both sides of the argument at considerable volume. white lead ored adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the complexion a chalky cast and a mineral air. white leaded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you looking faintly metallic and otherwise unremarkable. white leathered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pale, pliable, and rather carefully preserved. white legged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the lower limbs become pale and somewhat ceremonial. Delno was white legged beneath the table, presenting the lower limbs with ceremonial solemnity. white lettuced adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to grow pale while remaining rooted to the spot. white lied adj. Still drunk, and being politely untruthful where honesty would only prolong the conversation. white lighted adj. Too drunk to distinguish one colour from another, while finding the whole room adequately illuminated. white lightninged adj. Having drunk enough to become illicitly energetic, briefly and without paperwork. Kadeidre went white lightninged after the unlabelled bottle and reorganised the chairs. white line diseased adj. Having drunk more than the road can reasonably accommodate, and continuing in a straight line regardless. Cali became white line diseased on the walk home and followed the kerb for six minutes. white line fevered adj. You have drunk enough to travel several miles without noticing that the scenery has changed. white lioned adj. You are drunk and unusually pale, with the quiet dignity of a large animal at rest. Khareem was white lioned on the sofa, pale beneath the television's light. white listed adj. Drunk by closing time, and admitting every acquaintance to a private register of the approved. white lobstered adj. Of a drinker: pale, valuable to somebody, and found where nobody expected. Marie-catherine was white lobstered, pale by the bins while three fishermen debated her value. white magicianed adj. Describing a drinker who performs small acts of kindness with uncertain technique. white magicked adj. Of a drinker who has become benevolent enough to improve matters without being asked. Zivah went white magicked after supper, returning everyone’s coats without being asked.