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Weismannismed adj. Drunk enough to permit information to travel only forwards, particularly towards the bar. Eros got Weismannismed and allowed every thought to proceed directly to another drink. Weismannisted adj. Drunk past the point of sending anything backwards, including a regrettable text. Cruiz was Weismannisted and regarded the sent message as biologically irreversible. Weissenberg effected adj. Drunk in a way that draws every conversation towards you and makes the crisps rise accordingly. Madison became Weissenberg effected and pulled the entire conversation towards her chair. Welbiked adj. Drunk, with the result that one proceeds independently, noisily, and on a machine too small for the mission. Trapper left Welbiked, making a determined circuit of the garden on a borrowed scooter. Welchmanned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning with the quiet confidence of an obsolete form. Selena was Welchmanned and used yesterday's terminology for the entire breakfast. Welcome to Countried adj. Drunk to a degree that turns entering the kitchen into a formal ceremony of respect. Larizza was Welcome to Countried and welcomed the kitchen before requesting its custodian. Wellerismed adj. Drunk to the extent of attributing every fatuous remark to an unnamed speaker in a situation. Rc became Wellerismed and gave the empty bowl several authoritative sayings. Welliesed adj. Sharpened by drink into taking waterproof footwear as the obvious answer to every outdoor difficulty. Alaria became Welliesed and recommended boots for the brief walk across the carpet. Wellington booted adj. Drunk by closing time, and equipped in spirit for mud, rain, and the walk to the kebab shop. Aaylah was Wellington booted and crossed the wet pavement with heroic practicality. Wellingtonianed (/wɛlɪŋˈtəʊni.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who gives every companion an unsolicited opinion on the wind. Aimal became Wellingtonianed and made the entire table secure its napkins before speaking. Wellingtonned (/ˈwɛlɪŋtənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the next wager as a matter of national consequence. Kinara was Wellingtonned and bid magnificently on a hand containing no prospects. Wellseaned adj. Loosened by drink into an admirer who explains invisible futures to everyone still listening. Rasheda got Wellseaned and forecast three new societies before anyone found her coat. Wellsianed adj. Emboldened by drink to propose remaking society before the people at supper have finished theirs. Harneet became Wellsianed and assigned Rosaliz a prominent role in the new social order. Welmanned adj. Slowed by drink to a one-person expedition requiring patient escort from every room. Nashwan went Welmanned and took ten minutes to negotiate the short passage to the lavatory. Welroded adj. Drunk and conducting the evening with suppressed intentions, bolt-action pauses and little visible effect. Mccain was Welroded, answering each question after a careful pause that alarmed the table. Welsbach burnered adj. Drunk to the point where a fragile inner brightness is all the party has left to manage. Jessamy became Welsbach burnered, glowing faintly while Tinsleigh guarded the last clean glass.