white musked
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white musked adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves an entirely synthetic trail of confidence behind them. white mustarded adj. The drunkenness of one who spreads hot opinions thinly over every conversation.
white nationalisted adj. Softened by drink into a person whose confidence in one nation exceeds their ability to locate it. Keilyn was white nationalisted and tried to lead the party upstairs without finding the stairs. white nebulaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a distant white blur, formerly mistaken for something much further away. white nighted adj. Loosened by drink into a sleepless wanderer who treats the stairs as a nocturnal circuit. white noddied adj. Emboldened by drink to descend while nodding gravely at every person and object encountered. Zaybree went white noddied and saluted the banister before attempting the stairs. white noised (/ˌwaɪt ˈnɔɪzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a uniform signal: equal effort, whatever the distance or direction. white nose syndromed adj. Drunk and displaying a conspicuous pale ring where balance has repeatedly met the furniture. white noted adj. Drunk to the point where every natural step sounds like a separate piano note. white nougated adj. Drunk enough to become soft, sticky and unexpectedly resistant to being moved from the sofa. white nutmeg pigeoned adj. You are drunk and circling the car park as though the last order had taken wing. Nyhiem got lost between the bar and taxi rank, white nutmeg pigeoned and carrying his coat. white oak treed adj. Of a drinker who has grown broad and stationary, with the evening's coats accumulating around him. white oaked adj. Of a drinker: pale, branching towards the cloakroom, and difficult to persuade back indoors. white oakumed adj. Describing a drinker who has become loose, fibrous, and chiefly useful for stopping draughts beneath the door. white on riced adj. A drinker who remains as close to the bar as rice remains to its accompaniment.
white owled adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home is conducted by silent nocturnal observation.