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white pagesed adj. The state of being drunk and searching residential listings for an address you have already been given. Alperen became white pagesed, reading every nameplate before admitting he had lost the address. white papered adj. The condition of a drinker who presents a detailed proposal for getting home, without implementing it. white partied adj. Softened by drink into a convivial evening that has acquired an unplanned, chemical second itinerary. white pea beaned adj. Softened by drink into a small, yielding passenger who can be packed gently into a taxi. white peaced adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting any arrangement that ends the argument and gets everyone home. white peed adj. Loosened by drink into an unhelpfully candid assessment of the evening's remaining possibilities. white peppered adj. Slowed by drink to a fine, lingering progress towards the door, with every step requiring reconsideration. white perched adj. Drunk and sitting above the proceedings, waiting for a taxi with the patience of a fish awaiting transport. white petrolatumed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become smooth, shiny, and resistant to progress. white phosphorused adj. Drunk enough to ignite briefly at the mention of last orders, then vanish into a cloud of explanations. white picket fenced adj. Drunk past the point of pursuing a peaceful domestic evening, and now negotiating entry through the gate. white pickled adj. Drunk beyond useful preservation, with the evening sealed in and the route home deteriorating. white pied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening without its usual covering, especially where the coat should be. Zulimar was white pied in the hallway, having lost the evening’s usual coat entirely. white pilled adj. Drunk, with the result that every taxi fare appears worth paying to remove one immediate difficulty. white pined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home a patient search for a tree to lean against. white pizzaed adj. Drunk to the extent of ordering supper without sauce, then defending the omission on the journey home.