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white plagued adj. Drunk on the strength of a persistent cough, a failing coat, and no convincing account of the journey home. white pointered adj. The condition of a drinker who circles the room with an alarming dorsal certainty. white pomfreted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a silvery composure and the conviction of being undersea. white popinacked adj. Reduced by drink to rapid, branching growth in every available conversational direction. white poplared adj. Softened by drink into a pale, easily bent presence, shedding remarks at the slightest draught. white potatoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a bland, firm certainty that every difficulty can be mashed flat. white powered adj. Loosened by drink into supremacist opinions, delivered with the confidence peculiar to an empty glass. white precipitated adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge as a dense, obsolete deposit of chemical certainty. white prided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a racial dog whistle requires explaining. Briany went white prided and needed several minutes to make an unpleasant implication. white privileged adj. Drunk and proceeding as though every obstacle had been removed by an unseen administration. white propagandaed adj. Drunk to the point where every assertion is accompanied by its source and declared motivation. white puddinged adj. Drunk enough to regard a savoury sausage of liver and oats as a complete argument. white quandonged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a silver fruit, yet still prepared to identify it botanically. white radioed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the source of one's propaganda remains concealable. Kothan became white radioed and prefaced each opinion with its broadcasting department. white radished adj. Drunk in a way that lengthens the face and encourages unnecessary root-vegetable comparisons. white rainbowed adj. Drunk, with the result that a foggy halo is taken for an atmospheric entitlement.